Why I hate Leann Rimes

Girl had potential back in the day. I had the cassette single of "Blue". (Hehehehe. Ah, the days of cassette singles).

Maybe that was Leaan's fatal flaw........she peaked too soon.  Anyway, it's been all down hill from there. 

REASON #1 WHY I HATE LEANN RIMES: Her rendition of "How do I Live".  Classic song from a great movie.....Can you really go wrong with Nicolas Cage and a fake country accent!?! Leave that song to Trisha Yearwood.  Her version was waaaay better. Heard Leann's version on the radio the other day and my ears burned. I promptly changed the station and decided to write this post.

REASON # 2 WHY I HATE LEANN RIMES: She's a homewrecker. Granted it was with this weirdo, who I'm not sure was a catch to begin with. I mean, at best, he's a C list actor. Not something worth ruining your career over.

REASON # 3 WHY I HATE LEANN RIMES: Bitch goes and gets all anorexic and shit. Seriously, on what planet is that attractive?

REASON # 4 WHY I HATE LEANN RIMES: She checked herself into rehab for "anxiety and stress". Bitch wouldn't know anxiety and stress if it slapped her in the face and called her a whore! I work full time and have 3 kids under 5.........I am the one who needs rehab for anxiety and stress.  Only the version of rehab I could afford would be drastically different than Leann's version!

Any of you have celebrities that drive you nuts??? Also on my list are anyone named Kardashian, anyone who has ever been on a reality show on MTV, Kobe Bryant, Tom Cruise, etc.

Attention Whores

I thought of this brilliant post last week when I heard about this douche.  The douche in question would be the guy who pretended the airplane he was flying was crashing and then wait.......drumroll...........he proposed!! WTF?!?!?! That is the stupidest shit I have ever heard. That is in no way romantic. Even dumber is the fact that this gal said yes.

That news story got me thinking about other dumb marraige proposals. Take 5 minutes to look it up online (it's worth a Google) and you will find hundreds of stories of stupid proposals: Jumbotron, tv appearance, half court at NBA game, flashmobs, and the list goes on and on.

Anyone besides me think these fools are just attention whores?!?! Why else would you take one of the most sentimental and personal moments of your life and broadcast it for everyone to see? I consider these attention whores on the same level as those people who videotape their water birth and put that shit on Youtube. Ain't nobody wants to see that. Ever. Not even in Health class. I wouldn't even watch a video of my ownself giving birth much less some other bitch I don't know.

Seriously, what is wrong with people!? But then again, attention whores are everywhere. Especially in the blogging world. These bloggers that have 2,000+ followers.........how? Why? I admit I follow some of them, but then I wonder why am I reading this shit?!!? I don't know this person from Adam.

I personally think the people with tons and tons of followers probably lead a far more fabulous life than I (or at least pretend to in cyber world).  At the very least, they are cuter and wearer nicer clothes! I am surprised at how few followers I have??? What? You mean people don't want to hear stories about my kids semi-naked wrestling on the floor of the doctor's office? How I sat home all weekend in my PJs without so much as washing my hair or leaving the house?? You mean people don't find that fascinating? Oh well, at least that means I am not an attention whore! :)

Honey Boo Boo

Seriously, what is there not to love about this show? The hubs says it's a train wreck. Duh! Of course it's a train wreck. That's the reason I love it. I mean, the family even lives in a house in front of a train track. It couldn't be more perfect.

In all seriousness though, this family is real. Mama may not feed her kids the best diet in the world, but her and Sugar Bear seem to genuinely love their children.  The parents are always doing something with the kids, taking them to the Redneck Games, out to eat, for pedicures, muddin', etc. They are making memories with the kids, which is more than a lot of parents can say. 

They also seem to be civic minded.....hell Sugar Bear dressed in a Santa suit in the heat of summer in Georgia in order to get canned goods for the community! That's teaching your kids to care about others and to care about your community. Again, not to sound like my own momma, but this is what's wrong with this country....the citizens have lost their morals, values, and empathy for others. Maybe we need more Sugar Bears and Junes in the world! (Mom, if you are reading this, I am sure you are cringing as you hate Honey Boo Boo! Whatever, hate on hater! I love this show!!!!)

So Mama's forklift foot was covered in gnats, she took her kids to bingo and she allows them to eat cheese balls in bulk? Your point is?!?! She's trying....she's doing the best she can with what she has. And at the end of the day, isn't that all that matters?  I think so.  My house is always an explosion of toys and dirty laundry, sometimes the twins don't match, and sometimes (not that often, so don't judge) my kids go 2 days without a bath! Hell, sometimes we even eat hot dogs for dinner! But we are trying and are doing the best we can with what we have. Our kids are loved and it shows.

That's the message I think you get from Honey Boo Boo.  And that's my plug for the show. Besides, what is there not to love about this hot mess:

 

WTF Wednesday on a Monday!

A few things have come to my attention on this lovely Monday that have led to me to scream (to myself of course) WTF!?!? That's how you know it's going to be a good week....when you are screaming WTF and it's only Monday! :)

First, I saw someone at work wearing this little number today:

She was an adult! WTF?

Second, I hear this tool now has a sex tape:

with this hooker (allegedly) as the leading lady:

 

Beacause sometimes, one sex tape just ain't enough. Why does this hooker not get a real job?? I literally despise her and everyone in her family. At the risk of sounding like my mother, I believe the Kardashians are what is wrong with society and the world today.

Finally, Jason Aldean. Why? I once defended you when a friend told me her friend's cousin's sister made out with you at a concert. Again, why? All I can say is he better write some damn good lyrics from all this drama! You can read it here if you have been under a rock: WTF?

Happy birthday to yours truly!

Hooray! I am 29....again, for the 4th year straight! I am so lucky.

Anyway, minding my own business today, having a great day, rocking a cute birthday outfit and then BAM! Some bitch stops me on the street downtown and mistakes me for another lawyer.....okay, not upset. Then she apologizes and says the following: "You look just like Jennifer, same hair, same glasses, and you are even pregnant just like she is!"

Excuse me hooker! That bitch just broke the cardinal rule of womanhood: NEVER EVER TELL A WOMAN SHE LOOKS PREGNANT! EVER! Even if she is clearly pregnant! I wanted to smack a ho! And I don't even look pregnant.......I was having a skinny day! Skank should have seen me on a fat day!

Now, off to enjoy what's left of a day that should be a National Holiday: my birthday!

On my proverbial soapbox.....yet again

I feel like I alternate blog postings by either sharing my chidlren's most recent fiascos or complaining/or getting on my soapbox. Which is, in all honestly, what I do all day every day.....complain, argue, tell hilarious story about my kids, rinse and repeat! Saw this little nugget last week on the Today Show (am I the only moron who yells at her tv when some news story upsets me!?!?):

View Gold digger here

In a nutshell, this gal calls off her wedding several months beforehand and the dude is suing her for her part of the money he shelled out. Is it just me or does anyone else think she ought to have to pay him back?  She signed the contract to rent the place, the flowers, the DJ, etc. She should have to pay it back too! Why should he bear all the costs? Oh and she mysteriously withdrew of $50,000 from their joint bank account the day she dumped him! HO!!!

If you took the time to read the article or watch the clip, you will realize this story proves one thing: never trust an Ex-Hooters girl.....once a Hooters girl, always a Hooters girl. Watch the cinema classic Big Daddy if you don't believe me! :)

WTF Wednesdays

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