PSA Tuesday

Today's Public Service Announcements:

1. If you have a student beginning college in the fall, you should not bring him or her to orientation wearing a halter top.  I think it's safe to assume not only was your gals sagging (in her defense I only saw her from behind) but rest assured, your child was mortified by your attire.  He or she may now be considering transferring colleges before the fall school year even begins!
2. If you are going to drive UNDER the speed limit on the interstate, just pull over to the shoulder and let me pass. Thanks in advance.
3. If you are going to go door to door to try to sell me your useless product, please refrain from doing so at 6PM when I have just gotten home from work, when I am sweating bullets because I am still in work clothes that I have been in since 6AM and when I am trying to get my THREE sweaty children out of the sauna-like mini-van! Oh did I mention one of said children was covered in a melted ice cream cone and was refusing to remove herself from her car seat!?!? This douche bag salesman had the nerve to comment that it looked like I had my hands full!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are my confessions........

Bless me fellow bloggers, for I have sinned. It has been eons since my last blog! So I come here to confess my recent sins!

• I had to tear myself away from Never Say Never, starring the total cutie Justin Bieber, in order to finish cleaning my house last week.  I am either in love with someone half my age or I loathe housework so much that I will do anything to get away from it! :) In my defense, I did rent it because my kid loves "Justin Beaver"!
• Despite my post several weeks ago regarding my desire to diet, I just cannot get motivated.  If I didn't have a husband and children, I would exist solely on McDonald's and cereal.  Yesterday some client of mine actually congratulated me on being pregnant! WTF? Yes people I am chubby, but pregnant?!?!! I agree I probably should have dropped the baby weight a while ago, but it just doesn't want to budge. My belly looks like Oprah's arms...just jiggly due to extra skin! However, this client broke the cardinal rule: You never ever ask a woman if she's pregnant!!! Ever! Unless she is 9 months, rubbing her belly, in the throws of labor, with the head half way out, you just don't ask! Okay, off soap box.