Hooray! I am 29....again, for the 4th year straight! I am so lucky.
Anyway, minding my own business today, having a great day, rocking a cute birthday outfit and then BAM! Some bitch stops me on the street downtown and mistakes me for another lawyer.....okay, not upset. Then she apologizes and says the following: "You look just like Jennifer, same hair, same glasses, and you are even pregnant just like she is!"
Excuse me hooker! That bitch just broke the cardinal rule of womanhood: NEVER EVER TELL A WOMAN SHE LOOKS PREGNANT! EVER! Even if she is clearly pregnant! I wanted to smack a ho! And I don't even look pregnant.......I was having a skinny day! Skank should have seen me on a fat day!
Now, off to enjoy what's left of a day that should be a National Holiday: my birthday!
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