What can make a sh*t week suck less?

This week has sucked asssssssss! X 100! Rather than drone on and on about all that, let's chat about something completely frivolous and trivial.......thanks to my friend Cara who posted a link to an AWESOME article on Facebook, I have a renewed faith in humanity. 

Brace yourself people…...insert drumroll here…......apparently 90210's Dylan and Kelly are once again an item! Eek!

I know you are as shocked as I am. Feel free to read the article here: Kelly *hearts* Dylan 4ever!

I'm sure you are wondering if it's true!? Well of course it is! The source is the National Enquirer! I don't know whether to be happy or jealous?!

After mulling it over, I've decided to be happy because let's face it: as long as he's not with Brenda, I'm fine with it. Now if only Donna would finally give it up to David! 

Happy birthday to yours truly!

Hooray! I am 29....again, for the 4th year straight! I am so lucky.

Anyway, minding my own business today, having a great day, rocking a cute birthday outfit and then BAM! Some bitch stops me on the street downtown and mistakes me for another lawyer.....okay, not upset. Then she apologizes and says the following: "You look just like Jennifer, same hair, same glasses, and you are even pregnant just like she is!"

Excuse me hooker! That bitch just broke the cardinal rule of womanhood: NEVER EVER TELL A WOMAN SHE LOOKS PREGNANT! EVER! Even if she is clearly pregnant! I wanted to smack a ho! And I don't even look pregnant.......I was having a skinny day! Skank should have seen me on a fat day!

Now, off to enjoy what's left of a day that should be a National Holiday: my birthday!

A Weaving loom = a night of doom

Anyone remember these from their childhood? I spent the better part of third or fourth grade making everyone I knew a potholder.


I got the genius idea to buy one for Maddy while browsing at Hobby Lobby. My plan had two fatal flaws:

1. My child has the attention span of a flea.
2. A 32 year old Stephanie has much larger fingers and poorer eye sight than 8 year old Stephanie had. Also 32 year old self has a much shorter fuse and is easily frustrated!!

*Fail* I gave up after about an hour and I only finished half of the damn potholder!