WTF Wednesday on a Monday!

A few things have come to my attention on this lovely Monday that have led to me to scream (to myself of course) WTF!?!? That's how you know it's going to be a good week....when you are screaming WTF and it's only Monday! :)

First, I saw someone at work wearing this little number today:

She was an adult! WTF?

Second, I hear this tool now has a sex tape:

with this hooker (allegedly) as the leading lady:

 

Beacause sometimes, one sex tape just ain't enough. Why does this hooker not get a real job?? I literally despise her and everyone in her family. At the risk of sounding like my mother, I believe the Kardashians are what is wrong with society and the world today.

Finally, Jason Aldean. Why? I once defended you when a friend told me her friend's cousin's sister made out with you at a concert. Again, why? All I can say is he better write some damn good lyrics from all this drama! You can read it here if you have been under a rock: WTF?

PSA Tuesday

Today's Public Service Announcements:

1. If you have a student beginning college in the fall, you should not bring him or her to orientation wearing a halter top.  I think it's safe to assume not only was your gals sagging (in her defense I only saw her from behind) but rest assured, your child was mortified by your attire.  He or she may now be considering transferring colleges before the fall school year even begins!
2. If you are going to drive UNDER the speed limit on the interstate, just pull over to the shoulder and let me pass. Thanks in advance.
3. If you are going to go door to door to try to sell me your useless product, please refrain from doing so at 6PM when I have just gotten home from work, when I am sweating bullets because I am still in work clothes that I have been in since 6AM and when I am trying to get my THREE sweaty children out of the sauna-like mini-van! Oh did I mention one of said children was covered in a melted ice cream cone and was refusing to remove herself from her car seat!?!? This douche bag salesman had the nerve to comment that it looked like I had my hands full!!!!!!!!!!!!