PSA Tuesday

Today's Public Service Announcements:

1. If you have a student beginning college in the fall, you should not bring him or her to orientation wearing a halter top.  I think it's safe to assume not only was your gals sagging (in her defense I only saw her from behind) but rest assured, your child was mortified by your attire.  He or she may now be considering transferring colleges before the fall school year even begins!
2. If you are going to drive UNDER the speed limit on the interstate, just pull over to the shoulder and let me pass. Thanks in advance.
3. If you are going to go door to door to try to sell me your useless product, please refrain from doing so at 6PM when I have just gotten home from work, when I am sweating bullets because I am still in work clothes that I have been in since 6AM and when I am trying to get my THREE sweaty children out of the sauna-like mini-van! Oh did I mention one of said children was covered in a melted ice cream cone and was refusing to remove herself from her car seat!?!? This douche bag salesman had the nerve to comment that it looked like I had my hands full!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmm.........

Remember that song in the 90's "Things That Make you Go Hmmmmmmm" by C & C Music Factory? Well there are many days when I am left going hmmmmmmmmmmm. Two things that come to mind that made me go hmmmmmmm:

1. The two children in the orthopaedist's office this morning named Jodeci and Prince. Seriously parents? What are you thinking? You would assume these parents were in middle school in the early 90's, right? Nope! They both looked younger than I am! The kicker? These kids were not related!!!!!! The only thing funnier would have been if they were related and their mom was named Janet Jackson! 
2. The obscene number of clients I have that "forget" they have prior criminal records! Although I admit I have never been arrested, I am sure if I have I would remember doing so.  Along those same lines are those clients that "forget" their Court date. Come on people! I make 500+ court appearances a year and you can't make ONE! It's called a calendar!

How about you? What makes you go Hmmmmmm?