Things you never thought you would say

I often find myself yelling at the kids or the dog and then thinking to myself "Did I really just say that?". Or better yet, from the next room I hear Maddy saying something and I think "Oh hell! That doesn't sound good!" and I take off running!

 Here are a few that were heard this week at my house:

• Get the candy bar out of your butt
• Stop choking your brother
• Stop putting lipstick on your brother
• Why did you draw on your face?
• "Here's a nasty band aid for you" (said by my kid)
• *after remarking it was so hot I was going to melt* "No you won't melt because you are not an ice cream!